Today's most important headlines

• Is your laptop cooking your testicles? Is that what I can smell burning...
• Central American military forces rely on Google Maps. War ensues.
• Little girl lost without parents? If the parents haven't tried to find her in two days, I suspect the parents in question don't deserve this little girl.
• Oh. Dear.
• $40 a year on your student loan is a "slug". The government paying all the interest on the loan, of course, isn't a slug on taxpayers...
• Meanwhile, there's a budget blow-out. $2.2 billion down the tube, mainly due to tax revenue declining and $1.5 billion for the Christchurch earthquake. So without the quake, we'd only be $700 million in the hole. Oh joy.